i hate how people get mad at you for something you did wrong. it already happened, what do they expect you to do about it? the only reason that would be applicable, to me at least, would be if you muffed up on purpose. but still, why waste being mad about something that's irrepairable?

i miss cycloning my bathtub

i want my own font made out of my handwriting. you might think why not just write? that's dumb. you're dumb.

i've noticed a couple things about people:
-some are naturally creepy
-some look funny
-i feel bad for fat people [i can't help that i lose weight even when i try not to (which makes me feel bad for anorexic people)]
-underestimation of the burning powers of steam

i went to bed relatively early last night.
when i consider two am early, it affirms my suspicions of a sleeping problem.

i have no room in my heart for mayonnaise

i don't even know what's in it. i don't think anyone does. you could embalm someone in that shit.

shouldn't television be abbreviated as t'v' and not tv? it's a contraction. capitalizing it doesn't make it any different from lowercase tv, does it?

hitler had a pretty emo haircut

when you think about it, grapes have to be the easiest fruit to harvest. all you have to do is pull the top of the bundle. there's no challenge in that.

punctuation is more serious than i want to be

periods have a definite finality to them. question marks are ambiguous: to those who rarely punctuate, they create seriousness behind the question; for those who frequently punctuate, they're a necessity. periods are similar, but they show more emotion, especially when compared to the effervescent exclamation mark. for example: thanks. vs. thanks! the period in the former makes it seem as if the bearer of thanks is not completely genuine. the exclamation mark, however, shows the user's apparent appreciation.
then there's the mighty apostrophe. if you're going to type with proper punctuation and capitalization, the apostrophe is a must-have. as you may have noticed, i don't capitalize my sentences or proper nouns. that would seem doubly serious, coupled with my punctuation. i'm not writing a novel. but i do everything else correctly [or i think i do]. one can't claim to be proper when they use then instead of than, their instead of they're [or there], or thats instead of that's. thats isn't even a word.
contractions also make things less serious. even if i were to write a novel, i would still use contractions. the only instance in which i would shun the contraction is if i were writing a decree or something of the sort.

i think i'd make a good analyst [at least with my own syntax].

dreams

my parents just laughed when i told them about my hot-air balloon aspirations. they think i'm kidding.
i'm not kidding. i just need to contact the f.a.a.

i hate tittles

i have a feeling that i'll be that dad who gives his kid ridiculous names. not like apple or closet, but like czop or džaqyp.
it'll start out as a way to be different; it'll end with my kid out $500.00-$2,000.00 in legal fees.

help

i have decided to follow my dreams and become a hot air balloon racer.
i have no idea where to start.