soiled foliage.

i think a man [or woman, but i don't know what a woman peeing sounds like] habitually pees in the bushes under my window around one in the morning. either that or there's a rattler that rarely feels threatened.

i hate when girls call their friends derogatory names. especially when they're twelve.

i wrote a poem:

i wish i was a book with eyes.

an eye-book.

i would watch my readers

and i would bite them

with my book-mouth.

but then i'd feel bad

and give them a windsock.