the criteria from which i judge people on facebook

what the favorite books section says if it says "fuck reading," i probably won't have very much respect for you; if it says "books?" i'm fairly sure that i won't grant you the solitary chuckle you were hoping for; if it says any book that you had to read for school, i will respectfully cringe, unless it actually is a good book

if there are any pictures of the person flaunting an energy drink i think a lot of people are under the impression that caffeine somehow makes them cooler so they try to let the world know that red bull is the best evar and it's a regular part of their diet. also, any still-life style picture with an assortment of energy drink cans is equally embarrassing. a picture with a person holding an energy drink casually is just like any other picture, but when they point at it and treat it as if it's supremely benefitting them, it starts to go downhill

the number of quizzes someone has taken i understand that you're curious to learn about yourself, but arbitrarily assigned quiz results won't push you down the path of self-realization

if, under favorite music, someone puts the music they don't like example: 'anything but country (interchangeable with classical).' not that i'm a huge proponent of either style of music, but i am a proponent of trying things out, and i can almost guarantee that the majority of people who negatively outline their taste in music have not given either (or both) genres a chance

regardless of one's facebook contents, however, if i like you in person i won't judge what you do on the internet

can mosquitos transmit aids?

in response to a story on my newsfeed regarding school, i just thought to myself, 'why are you still doing that? it's summer...' wait

i've been getting annoyed much more easily as of late; i blame school, lack of caffeine, and unrecognized desires.

if facebook allowed people to see how many times i've visited their page i'd probably come off as really creepy

i moved the casio into my room and cleaned my desk

if i was the person going through the peoples' rooms on room raiders and i raided my own room (but in a dream-like turn of events, had no idea that it was my own room) i would definitely choose myself, and the show would end with me in my own room

in all seriousness though, if someone were to judge me by what i keep in my room, i would come across as a huge nerd who never finishes an entire bottle of water