my nipples itch when i bathe

mostly everything i type i type for a reason. rarely do i key a word without thought of its implications. i don't think people realize this.

for example; my system of relaying amusement:

ha = a brief exhale from the nasal cavity, an amused reaction

hah = a chuckle, more than amused, audibly pleased

aha = an explosive chuckle, something that catches me off-guard that i find amusing

ahah = an explosive laugh, something that catches me off-guard that i find more than "amusing"

haha = a genuine laugh, one that i can somewhat see coming but still amuses me

the list continues, but that just gets boring.

"hi, i'm XXXX, i'm from XXXXXX, XX, and i think name-games were created to make everyone involved temporarily uncomfortable."